The local papers rang the library, enquiring about an incident which had been reported to them.
Whoever alerted them failed to realise how creative our Leisure Department are.
They seem to have missed the announcement of a visit from crime author Peter James, for a book signing - disguised as a Wanted Poster.
We also have some wonderful messages scrolling across our plasma screens, from the BBC feed.
Quite often they seem so gnomic and unlike a headline that you wonder how you would trace the story, but some seem so eye-catching that staff have accused me of smuggling them in!
Today the one that stopped me was:
Mammoth dung clue to evolution
(it didn't help that my brain read that as something like - massive 'dung-clue' to evolution).
Probably this story... :-)